In angels and demons AU for my OCs angels have banned demons from flying in the sky so they have to run around on horses in the forest because a ten foot wing span is inconvenient with all those trees. So they’re now known to be good horsemen and Esfir wants in on that haha. Good luck Faas.
Esfir genuinely loves ugly christmas sweaters but she doesn’t know that they’re ugly and that people are actually making fun of them so she gives them as gifts to everyone. Faas and Eli don’t have the heart to confront her about her tastes and accept them anyways.
And then Faas pulls Eli aside and is like “you put that sweater on right now if you make Esfir cry I will make your life a living hell.”